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Beating South Park The Stick Of Truth Will Make You More Popular Than Jesus

Beating South Park The Stick Of Truth Will Make You More Popular Than Jesus

South Park The Stick Of Truth

A partial Achievement list for South Park The Stick Of Truth has hit the internet and it is full of the humor we should be expecting from the game. We have the list of non-hidden items here.

If you were not expecting the achievements/trophies for South Park The Stick Of Truth to fall in line with the franchise, then what were you expecting? If you were holding out for some reason then wait no more as you can be assured that they are as we have the list of open, most likely the non-story based, achievements for the game fresh from Xbox Achievements. You can go there to find out the values if you wish but most of the 50 are worth only 15 or of the bronze trophy level.

I love all of the little call backs to the show as well as other shows like Breaking Bad or games like World Of Warcraft. As the title here even describes, there is a throwback to the downfall of the Beatles and I for one find it absolutely hilarious. There are also a load of poo and fart ones mixed in as should have been assumed. Even the crème de la crème where you can score 15G or a Bronze for being a bastard; AKA killing Kenny 10 times. The number seems a bit low but it is in there.

As promised here is the list of achievements/trophies that are not hidden. I am sure that this list will be updated sooner as we get closer to launch here in the next couple weeks. I am so glad that South Park The Stick Of Truth is finally coming. It’s been too long of a wait but I am sure it will be fully worth it.

  1. New Kid On The Block — Join the KKK.
  2. First Day in South Park — Spend one day in South Park.
  3. Gingivitis — Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking.
  4. Day Walker — Defeat the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
  5. Made This for You — Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat.
  6. Are We Cool? — Find Jesus while playing as a Jew.
  7. Parkeologist — Open all garages in South Park.
  8. For the Hoarder — Sell nothing the entire game.
  9. Truth to Power — Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Victoria, & Prime Minister.
  10. Irritable Bowels — Shit your pants during a boss battle.
  11. Dog Whistle — Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form.
  12. Dragon Wrath — Hit 3 enemies with a single fart outside of combat.
  13. Just Saying Hi — Fart on each available buddy in the game.
  14. Re-Buttal — Interrupt 5 channel attacks with a fart.
  15. Heisenberg — Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap.
  16. Shutout — Successfully block every enemy attack in a single, non-tutorial battle.
  17. Stay Down — Fart on 10 enemies in the world when they’re knocked out.
  18. Avenger — Defeat at least 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy is unconscious.
  19. No Child Left Behind — Complete the game without ever ending a combat with a buddy knocked out.
  20. Poco Chinpoko — Collect 5 Chinpokomon.
  21. Chinpoko loco — Collect 15 Chinpokomon.
  22. Chinpokolypse — Collect all the Chinpokomon.
  23. Daddy Issues — Befriend your Dad.
  24. More Popular Than Jesus — Befriend Half of South Park.
  25. Junk Peddler — Sell 300 junk items.
  26. Ass of Fire — Kill 20 enemies with Cartman’s ass.
  27. Canadian Handshake — Fart on people 100 times
  28. Animal Cruelty — Fart on animals 25 times.
  29. Pulling Mud — Shit Your Pants in battle three times.
  30. Shopaholic — Complete half of the available costume sets.
  31. Clothes Whore — Complete all available Costume Sets.
  32. Friends in Strange Places — Befriend Crab People and Underpants Gnomes.
  33. Weapon Proficiency — Score 100 perfect attacks.
  34. Skilled Defender — Block 100 attacks.
  35. You bastards! — Have Kenny Die 10 times in battle over the course of the game.
  36. Mastery — Unlock all the upgrades for one of the New Kid’s abilities.
  37. Make it Rain! — Spend $500.
  38. Full Arsenal — Collect all the weapons and costumes available in the game.